My mum decided to sleep in my room and I was reading Bob Ong’s ABNKKBSNPLAko?! and because the book was so funny I made noises and I was laughing. My mum threatened that if I don’t shut up she’ll fart. And Oh my gosh she did. It smelled like a dead rat amidst payatas and her fart was a real stinker I could not explain how bad it smelled. It was like asdfghjklqwertyuiopzxcvbnmkjflj. I sprayed perfume all over my room but the odour of her fart defeated the scent of my ever - fragrant perfume. How strong was it. ROFL mum. You shall wait for my revenge.

THAT WAS ABSOLUTELY THE BEST LAUGH OF MY LIFE. I COULDN’T EVEN BREATHE THE FIRST FEW SECONDS I SMELLED HER INESCAPABLE AND HORRIFYING FART.